ExhausTXT – Car2Car TXT Communications If you’re like us, you’re probably wondering why no one has gotten around to inventing one of these devices for our cars. We can’t tell you how many times we’ve given the old “middle finger” to a tailgater, a horn-honker or a light-flashing maniac – and we’re pretty aggressive drivers to begin with. How great would it be to simply ‘text’ a message to your rear car window – something like WTF? Or better yet, how about the optional symbol generator we conjured up that creates electronic hand gestures? It’s a heck of a lot safer than sticking your hand out the window while going 65 MPH. And besides, some of us live in the frigid north. Who wants to go around all day with a blue middle finger from frostbite? Well the product might not exist, but the gag gift box is here. Need more details? How It’s Supposed To Work Basically, you press the suction cups of the ExhausTXT unit (not included) onto the inside of your rear car window. Next you download our free app (NI = Not Included). Once our fictitious text app is downloaded, you can use your smartphone to send text messages to the ExhausTXT unit. Cool – right? But wait, that’s not all we made up. You can save your top 10 favorite text messages – WTF or BFF or LOL or OMG or whatever – and supposedly, they will appear on your mobile phone’s screen for you to send with a single touch. Hopefully, when someone finally steals this product idea, they’ll actually go ahead and include some smart time savers like this totally bogus “favorites” list. Of course, our fictional product comes with an upgrade for symbols and unlimited “favorite text message” storage. You can get a bunch of symbols like a simple “thumbs down” to the ubiquitous driving signal – “the middle finger.” We think that the symbols will ultimately be the biggest seller – especially as the pictures get more suggestive. But we’re not going there.